Friday, April 13, 2012

Your Sensual Zodiac - April 19 - May 19 Taurus

Sensual Zodiac
April 19 - May 19
You were born on the most important day of the year! Sensual Zodiac reveals hidden influences about your arousal, your sexuality and your foreplay preferences. These astrological insights give you a richer, deeper understand of your sexual nature. Discover new intimate secrets about yourself as well as find the keys to your sexual happiness.

Zodiac Secrets of the Sensual Taurus Woman

You are among the people most likely to:
Cuddle after sex. Sensual Taurus lovers are the most touchy-feely people in the Sensual Zodiac.

Here's a shocking sex secret about you...
Your skin is your sexual spark plug. All it takes is one touch, one kiss or one timely stroke from the right hands to set you ablaze. You crave touch, affection and tenderness almost as much as others crave a certain food. In fact, you can practically live off a bear hug for a year; and when it comes to romance, it's all about physical contact and connection for you. 

Passionate, Sentimental and Affectionate
You laugh as you live, openly and freely. Your feelings are your traveling companion. You can play any role you choose: run a business, paint a masterpiece, prepare amazing cuisine, tend to your garden or nurture your children. You have an uncalculated spontaneity and childlike wonder that makes life with you an exciting feast for the senses.

As a lover, you are pure sensuality
Men rotate around you like the planets orbit the sun. In soft light you are achingly beautiful and in vivid colors you sparkle like a jewel. If your sex appeal was a perfume, it would be called "Ambrosia." Why? Because when you are in love, you blossom like a flower and ooze sensuality, trailing your sensuous fragrance behind you like a bewitching scent.

How to seduce you?
 Touch is a must. Sexually you are turned on by unabashed affection. You like your appetites aroused slowly. But once your desire rises, it can rage all night - like a wild storm. You like to be caressed with strong passionate strokes and have endless hot kisses sprinkled across your skin like warm raindrops. Your lover should treat you with the utmost delicacy and not be afraid to feast on you like a rich dessert.Inside you know you are unique. So you may want to challenge yourself to resist the urge to fit in. All the curtains and doors in your life are all of your own making. Feel free to open them up and let loose. Go ahead and add even more color to your life, infuse more richness, more texture, and vibrancy - because you are a Sensual Taurus goddess who was born to stand out. 

Best Passion Product for you:  Passion Power - Cotton Candy or Chocolate Raspberry
Why? Because wearing this tasty treat turns you into a sensational dessert for your lover. He can savor, lick, nibble and enjoy you for hours. You will love being the object of his ravenous attentions. Plus the velvety feel of the feather tickler across your skin will ignite the flames of your sexual desires. Be adventurous and mix the two flavors all over your body for an indulgent treat your lover will enjoy for hours. 
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO:
1. Begin the evening with a long hot bath. Then towel yourself completely dry.
2. Present yourself naked and invite your lover to blindfold you.
3. Next, have him take his time sprinkling his favorite flavor of Passion Powder on you and spreading it all over your body using the soft feather tickler.
4. After he has given you ample feather play, allow him to taste and lick off the Passion Powder in a way that you both enjoy.

Sex Secrets of the Sensual Taurus Man
Ultimate Sensual Taurus Celebrity: George Clooney 

Who is the Sensual Pisces man?The Sensual Taurus man is the real deal in a world of fakes.

Solid, Hearty, Strong and Eternally Male
He's a man who is talented and constantly inspired to love. He has a kind, patient, complex personality along with a heart that's pure gold. His brain calculates things lightening fast but he is almost always slow and cautious with his decisions. He's a powerful man of passion and intellect, a good provider, a sensual lover and lifelong friend, all of which add up to one fact: He's a prize catch.

And when he falls in love, he goes deep.
You won't experience a hit and run romance with this guy. If the connection is real, you can expect a love of rare depth. He is loyal, romantic and dependable. 

His secret desire...
A life of rich sensuality. He wants it all: family, food, passion and the eternal rapture of romance. The Sensual Taurus man craves warmth; he wants to touch and be touched. He longs to court you, make love to you in the warm summer rain, romance you, inhale your scent, walk with you in soft meadows, hold your hand, stroll along the beach, embrace you, kiss your soft lips and discover all of your most intimate secrets. When he makes love, it's more than sex...it's a spiritual awakening.As a lover he is armed and dangerous. He understands the secret language of touch, so don't rush him. He has a large earthy appetite and likes to take his time to savor every delicious drop of sensuality. He knows how to use his hands, his lips and his voice to melt away your inhibitions, dissolve your shyness and send your pulse racing like the wind. He's a smoky, husky, lover that will thrill your soul and delight your senses. 

How to seduce your Sensual Taurus man:
Sensuous scents are a guaranteed direct path to his arousal. For him, the scent of a woman or natural essences like plumeria and honeysuckle are much more exciting than sexy movies. So be sure to scent his sheets and your body whenever you want to evoke his sensual side.And no matter what else you do, be sure to include sensual finger foods. His taste buds are extremely sensitive and sweet. Tasty treats like fresh cream, molten chocolate, ripe sweet melons, wild juicy strawberries and rich souffles act like a burning match for the fuel of his arousal.

Here's another secret to remember...
Wear bold colors - deep reds, blazing burgundy, hot pinks. It will stir his blood and fire up his imagination. Like a typical bull, he responds to color. 

Best Passion Product for the Sensual Taurus man:  Passion Massage Lotion

Why? Because a sensual erotic massage will start a bonfire in the bedroom. This man loves to be touched. So massage him with this passion massage lotion. Don't hold back. Let your hands roam. Take your time as you stroke and caress his body rhythmically, slowly and sensually. Light candles, play soft music and let him get totally relaxed and totally aroused.

(Excerpted from "Your Sensual Zodiac" by Suzie Johnson)

Monday, April 9, 2012

20 Things Guys Should Never Tell Their Girlfriends

Article here

Kids may say the darnedest things, but guys? Guys are often worse.
I'm not sure if it's a tact gene that's missing from the Y chromosome, but most dudes I know are some of the biggest offenders when it comes to saying the wrong thing.

So guys, listen up: Here are a bunch of things you should NEVER say to your girlfriend.

1) "You're not the prettiest girl I've dated." So what if it's true? You may not be the hottest guy WE'VE dated, but we're not about to SAY so.
2) "You look like my ex." No one wants to be compared to an ex -- unless the ex is a model.
3) "You'd look better if [insert physical characteristic here]." Guys? We don't need to be told we should improve how we look. End of story.
4) "That waitress/chick at the bar is hot!" We get it -- other chicks are hot. We also have eyeballs to see for ourselves.
5) "My mom thinks you should [insert behavior change here]." We like that you've got a good relationship with your mom and all, but we don't need to hear what she thinks we need to improve.
6) "Your sister is a bitch." Hey, we're tight with our family -- family is off-limits. End of story.
7) "If you REALLY loved me, you'd [insert weird sex act here]." Guys, if you really loved US, you wouldn't say that kind of thing.
8) "Wow, you're a lot like your Mom." We may love our mother dearly -- but every girl has a secret fear of turning into her.
9) "I don't want to have sex tonight." It's a double-standard, we know, but it hurts our feelings to hear.
10) "We should go on a diet." We don't need you to remind us we need to drop a few pounds.
11) "Let's have a threesome with your best friend -- she's hot." Just, no.
12) "This one time I [incredibly long, detailed story about a sexual encounter]." We know you've had sex before us -- but we don't need it rubbed in our face.
13) "You're being too emotional." Guys, that's what we DO! We're emotional creatures! Leave us to it!
14) "There's no way that small shirt is gonna fit you." We don't need fashion advice from you, Mr. Potbelly.
15) "C'mon, I hate using condoms." Safe sex is where it's at -- you don't like it? There's the door.
16) "What's your (sex) number?" Not your business, thankyouverymuch.

17) "You're overreacting." Trust us, we'll figure it out. Just let us vent.
18) "Is it 'that time of the month'? Because you're being a bitch." Guys, don't assume we're crabby because we're on our periods.
19) "You look really different in the mornings." Okay, so we don't wake up freshly showered with a full face of makeup. Sue us.
20) "It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand." Actually, we probably do understand ... that you're a douche-bag.